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Claustrophobic : A person afraid of Santa Claus
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11-26-2017 07:55 by
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You can’t play it safe and have fun; but with fun, there comes a price.
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11-26-2017 04:41
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When you’re only 14 and you have no friends. This is what you do?
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11-26-2017 04:41
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Santa Claus is jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
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11-25-2017 23:46 by
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Gonorrhea would have been a good name for a diarrhea medicine... #DeepThoughts
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11-25-2017 19:40 by
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Mexican words of the day: Bishop and Lysol. Will somebody please shut that Hillary Bishop. She Lysol the time.
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11-25-2017 19:38
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You know it was a rough night when your iPhone X doesn't recognize your face in the morning...
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11-25-2017 09:02 by
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Went to a Black Friday thing a my sweetheart’s house… all clothes were 100% off.
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11-25-2017 05:37
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To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
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11-24-2017 22:59
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On this Thanksgiving I am thankful to all of your post that make me look funny on Facebook.
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11-22-2017 06:30 by
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For once I’d like to get kicked INTO a bar
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11-22-2017 02:45 by
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[Watching Porn] How is there not lipstick everywhere?!
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11-22-2017 01:53
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Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
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11-21-2017 21:52 by
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Please buy my new book: Losing weight while staying drunk.
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11-21-2017 19:57
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Tom Steyer just donated 25 million to the, "Let's Get REALLY Dumb Foundation"
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11-21-2017 19:02
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Chuck Schumer just released a new book, it's called; "How to Be a Giant Jack A$$"
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11-21-2017 18:45
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An untalented gymnast walks into a bar....
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11-21-2017 16:28 by
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BREAKING: NINTH CIRCUIT COURT OF APPEALS OVERTURNS TRUMP'S TURKEY PARDONS.
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11-21-2017 16:19
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The sales of sexbots have been skyrocketing. I wonder if they make an underage one? That's gonna be the hot seller among Hollywood and Democrats.
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11-21-2017 15:28 by
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Pro tip: Use Shazam in your Uber to blow your drivers mind with your knowledge of their obscure immigrant music.
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11-21-2017 13:09 by
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