santa AND presents AND christmas AND xmas AND holidays AND elfs Funny Status Messages

   may not be Santa, but it doesnt mean he hasnt seen you while you're sleeping...

   wake me up when is xmas over coz I cant afford buy any presents....

   wants a hippopotamus for Christmas.

   Confucius says "Christmas trees are like priests...their balls are just for decoration"......

   Erm, Dear Santa, let me explain... the money was only resting in my account, and that thing with the elves , I have destroyed the negatives so you can be rest assured I will not black mail you for any pressies this year, been a good run, 30 plus years...

   dear Santa, let me explain...

   I was wrapping Christmas presents for various people;17 to be exact. It wasn't until I placed the last present on top of the stack that I realized I didn't put gift tags on any of them. FML

   This Christmas, let's put misteltoe in our back pockets so all the people who hate us can kiss our ass!

   ..has Claustrophobia. She's afraid of Santa Clause.

   In hindsight...maybe telling the whole family while we were pulling names for christmas grab bag that I was going to be getting into directing porn was not really the ideal time to do so....I did however draw Grandma Gertrude though!!!!

   just hacked into Santa's computer. All corporate executives will be getting coal this year.

   Santa..he's pretty lucky..cuz he knows where all the naughty girls are at..that's why he's so jolly you see?

   hacked into Santa's computer,cleared the naughty list out..and has changed "coal" under Present List to "PS3""Wii" and "iphone".

   Hey guys. Everybody. let's all give Santa a break this year.......Be naughty.

   Christmas shopping for dangerous toys. For kids I don't like.

   "Dear Santa, seeing you cant define naughty, is it possible you could overlook september for me"?

   I didn't get a toy train for xmas like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by

   Anyone caught singing Christmas carols between now and Thanksgiving will be slapped.

   writing a Christmas list: Shamwow, Snuggie, Flowbee and... a Chia Pet

   says, "Dear Santa, I know it's a little early....but could you DEFINE naughty?" ;o)