love Funny Status Messages

   Like my Great Grandmother always used to say,,,, 'Marry someone who will love you for your posts and not your profile banner.'

   there is love and friendship then there is declaring love and friendship on Facebook, two totally different worlds that seldom are one.

   Just ONCE would I love to see a girl I know in a porno

   I have friends that my wife hates. I love those friends the most.

   I have friends that my mom hates. I love those friends the most.

   Roses are red; foxes are clever. I love your butt; let me touch it forever.

   Love how the Salvation Army gets top dollar for donated old crap...I thought they were supposed to help poor people. Sorry Mr. Freezing Homeless guy..that coat is $40.

   Dear fad following teenage girls, could one of you at least clean the mirror before taking your photo, and we'd like to thank you all for showing us 1 disgusting bathroom after another. Love, the world.

   I must love my work...I love to sit and stare at it for hours....that's love right????

   No I do not want to watch your sister's wrestling match, but I'd love to see her box.

   I love Sundays, because my Italian grandmother cooks THE BEST crystal meth.

   Sex without love is like ice cream without sprinkles… still pretty awesome.

   Sometimes love is like having one too many drinks....you feel so good that you don't notice you're making a fool of yourself.

   Love thy neighbor, just dont get caught .....

   Love hurts, and will tear us apart. Also, timber wolves.

   God must love stupid people- he made so many!

   hoping that Kevin Love Rudy Gay and Ramon Sessions end up in a picture side by side in full uniform. three words....GAY LOVE SESSIONS

   This sexy bird looked at my beer belly and said "Is that carlsberg or tetleys? " I replied" "theres a tap underneath love if you wanna taste it!"

   If you love something, let it go, if it comes back to you, it has really low self esteem and you should exploit that for s@xual favors

   Dudes: Women LOVE IT, when you're man enough to just walk away from an argument... Unless the argument is with THEM. Then... YOU'RE a PUSS!