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   When I was a kid we were so poor. We couldn't afford Easter eggs so my mom would hide her ben-wa balls in the yard instead. And if we didn't find them all she would be really mad.

   Sunday is looking like a category "1 box of wine" nor'easter.

   May the groundhog perish in the 2013 Nor'easter!

   The stores have done such a great job with their displays and merchandise..cant wait to see the kids faces tomorrow when they find their easter baskets, shamrocks and valentines under the tree.

   My parents accused me of being a liar today! All I said was ''Santa Claus'' ''Easter Bunny'' '' Tooth Fairy'' and walked away. Shut them Up!!!

   Tim Tebow's Easter sermon ended abruptly when he was replaced by Peyton Manning halfway through it.

   I just know my co-workers will be really surprised when they find the Easter Eggs I left them in their office........ in the far right corner........ behind the file cabinet marked records from 1989.

   The Day-After-Easter Candy Sale at Walmart looked more like a fight-to-the-death battle royal between pajama-wearing homeless people.

   "This is for the time you peed on me. And this is for waking up so early. And this is..." - me, eating my kids Easter candy while they sleep

   Hope everyone had a very Happy Easter! PS: Those weren't black jelly beans the Easter Bunny left for you...

   trying to figure out how a day celebrating the resurrection of our savior was twisted into a giant bunny hiding psychedelic colored eggs and a basket full of grass and chocolate.... Seriously folks, don't do drugs only a pothead could have thought that up

   I love Easter. My unborn children get to play find the egg tonight.

   My mother used to hide the eggs in the same place every Easter... the dairy section of our local supermarket.

   We have the laziest Easter Bunny here....He didn't bother cooking or coloring the eggs and he hid them all in my fridge.

   Nothing says Easter like making deviled eggs while hungover

   nothing says happy Easter Jesus like going to a Wal Mart

   Easter Eggs are themselves when I tell them Chuk Norrris says "Hi"!

   Easter.... the time God killed God to appease God because you were so unlikable! Isn't that good news? :-)

   Easter: The only day of the year where you want to put all of your eggs in one basket. Happy Easter all!

   Easter, the day Jesus slapped YOLO in the face