Friday Funny Status Messages

   October 13, 2000 was the last full moon on Friday the 13th. The next will be October 13, 2049. Check your facts SULLY.

   The weekend is the reason I work Monday-Friday.

   Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman's ability to find a reason to post a selfie.

   The only kind of meat a priest can eat on Good Friday is Nun.

   Asked coworker what she was going tonight? She replied, drinking. I meant for Good Friday. She said dont worry, I'll pour one out for him.

   Corporate says we are having a half day at work today for 'April Day'. It's 2014, we can't even say Good Friday anymore? Society.

   Dude, it's just another Friday. I would expect the religious ppl to be at work on time as well.

   "If this is Good Friday, I'd hate to se a Bad one!" ...... Jesus

   Just glad Jesus died on a Friday Good Monday just doesn't 'roll' off the tongue as well

   Nobody looks back at their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep. Friday night here I come

   Watched girls gone wild last night...okay it was store security video during black Friday but still...

   X says Well, it's easy to tell I'm single. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status...

   playing Mario & entering the castle.... of course I got a girl on Friday night....forever alone

   I've been trying and trying yet so far no luck. I can't seem to get MapQuest to pull up a shortcut to Friday.

   Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday

   GF-So what are you doing on the 14th of february?BF: What day of the week it is?GF: Friday. BF:Leg's,Iam going to do leg's on Friday

   Happy Friday Everyone!!! Hope you all have an awesome weeken... never mind

   It's Friday the 13th. Good thing I'm not superstitious, it's unlucky to be superstitious...

   Today is Friday, December 13th. I can't tell you how relieved I am that Christmas isn't on Friday the 13th this year.

   Just because it's Friday the 13th doesn't mean anything, my luck sucks everyday so really today is no different.