In the 70s Volkwagen owners use to say "Home is Where The Bus Is...."
But owning a old bus nowadays is more like Home Is Wherever the Bus is Broken Down.
Dance like no one's watching! Just be careful of the creepy guy in the corner with the video camera who hasn't moved all night who wants the make you famous on YouTube.
Life is like a box of chocolates you never know which one you going to get, if you can't follow directions and just look at the little chart on the back of the box.