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   messageicon Ex: I still love you. Me: “I’m gonna call you back, my damn fish is drowning”
←Rate | 06-02-2019 11:36 by Raven Comments (0)  

   messageicon Everyone I know is either pregnant or married and it makes me wish...I could find a decent drinking buddy to replace all you sellouts
←Rate | 05-18-2013 06:10 by Raven Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think we are taking the end of the world really well.
←Rate | 12-19-2012 05:04 by Raven Comments (0)  

   messageicon Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Me neither..but it's a good way to break the ice!
←Rate | 03-28-2011 16:14 by Raven Comments (0)  

   messageicon A couples finances in a relationship. Woman: the money I make is my money.The money he makes is our money.
←Rate | 02-19-2019 20:24 by Raven Comments (0)  

   messageicon The ingrediant that mixes with sugar, spice, and everything nice to make little girls that can kick some ass.
←Rate | 09-20-2012 14:57 by Raven Comments (0)  


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