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   messageicon at the Doctor today and he told me I should stop masturbating!! I said "Why??" and he replied "because I am trying to examine you!"
←Rate | 06-27-2011 16:01 by Raven Comments (0)  

   messageicon Everyone I know is either pregnant or married and it makes me wish...I could find a decent drinking buddy to replace all you sellouts
←Rate | 05-18-2013 06:10 by Raven Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think we are taking the end of the world really well.
←Rate | 12-19-2012 05:04 by Raven Comments (0)  

   messageicon Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Me neither..but it's a good way to break the ice!
←Rate | 03-28-2011 16:14 by Raven Comments (0)  

   messageicon The ingrediant that mixes with sugar, spice, and everything nice to make little girls that can kick some ass.
←Rate | 09-20-2012 14:57 by Raven Comments (0)  


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