Funny Status Messages

   If love is a game..where can I buy the multiplayer-version?

   A friend of mine once commented that huamns are the only species to go out of our way to obtain milk after we've been weaned, I replied that we were the only species with cookies.

   I love your approach. Now let's see about your departure.

   annoyed that these guys like Clooney, Cruise, and DeNiro are all picking me as their celebrity look-alike. Get a life losers.

   I hate being bi-polar. It's awesome.

   If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with.

   Would if he could: Change his relationship status to "Pimpin'...and it's complicated"

   She's somewhat of a mixture between a chickenhead and a swallow

   thinks that a decapitated Frog looks hotter than the Jonas Brothers

   welcome to britain, where men are men and women are slags!

   We need Facebook for Dummies Asap..Because Some OF Yall Say the Dumbest Shi...

   We need Facebook Dummies Asap..Because Some OF Yall Say the Dumbest Shi...

   - Why pay for a comedian, when you can watch liverpool play football

   reminding everyone to Not eat the yellow snow

   loves you as much as a fat kid loves cake.

   the "Pull my finger" joke stinks.

   ..is so poor, she can't even afford to window shop.

   I believe in taking the bull by the horns. Then I believe in steering it in the direction of whoever is bugging me.

   If you drink, dont drive. If you drive, dont speed. If you speed, dont get caught. If dont you get caught, dont end up in jail. If you end up in jail..... Dont drop the soap.

   Snow on da ground.... Snow on da ground... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground....look at ya now... car spinning 'round.... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground...