Funny Status Messages

   I laugh in the face of danger, then I hide until it goes away.

   finds it sad that the Who's hit single, "Who Are You," has a whole new meaning -- Alzheimers

   "Yeah, I'm on faithbook." -Mike Tyson

   i dont know much about pies, but daaaaamn you make my banana cream!

   wondering if when geriatrics Roger Daltry and Pete Townshend sing, "Who are you?" it has a whole different meaning now.

   Golf is a good walk ruined

   thinks her Chia Pet has rabies

   living in a pineapple under the sea

   supports the elderly by watching the Superbowl Halftime show.

   "The greatest ironies of life: having the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right, and finding out that you love someone after that person walks out of your sight ...."

   Never ask the cop to hold your beer while you dig out your drivers license...

   OMG another wardrobe malfunction at the Super Bowl! Did anyone else see Pete Townsend's belly????

   ..oh dear. Some special ed class somewhere is missing a student..

   ..lost £50 on the Super Bowl. That's the last time I bet on a horse.

   you better keep yo' hands off my Momma and keep yo' hands off my Dorito's.

   thinking about building a house made of unopened Bud Light cans and bottles....[The commercial inspired me]

   anything is possible with boobs

   Great..now the lamest sports slogan ever WHO DAT will never die..

   What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the super bowl?....Dallas Cowboys

   trying to get a grip on reality, but the gravity of the situation hit me like a falling brick. It broke my hold, so now I can't get back. I guess I'm stuck in this fantasy world for a while.