Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Damn my liver just pinched my ass,dosnt this green beer count?
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03-17-2010 15:00
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Sarcastically Delicious!!!
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03-17-2010 14:19
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YAWN so I can see if you're the one...

gave an atheist a bible today, he just couldn't believe it.
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03-17-2010 13:41
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Have you ever noticed that Gatorade doesn't work on guys who suck?

wearing his traditional Irish none-derwear!

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?
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03-17-2010 13:33
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Do not get me near any electronics or appliances.. apparently I turn on EVERYTHING !!!

it takes 42 muscles to frown, But it only takes 4 muscles to extend ur arm out and smack'em in the head...

I'm sorry liver...its St Patricks day. You can file the restraining order tomorrow.
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03-17-2010 12:36
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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run...? cuz the grass tickles their nuts..

thinks he might be addicted to Facebook because he's seeing a lot of random people around the city, that he's already seen on Facebook....

People with high I.Q.'s should get to vote twice.
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03-17-2010 12:04
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What do you say when an atheist sneezes...?

Why is the jeopardy theme song stuck in my head? its giving me a false sense of anxiety...

Kiss me I'm not Irish
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03-17-2010 11:49
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just had a green beer to celebrate St. Patricks Day... just wish someone had told me that it had been sitting out since new years!!!
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03-17-2010 11:43 by Patrick
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Flavor Flav turns 51 today. He'll spend a quiet day at home, still resting up after a weekend of moving all his clocks forward.
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03-17-2010 11:39
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just told that karma will come back around if I make fun of stupid people...now, I only make fun of rich, goodlooking skinny people!

All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
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03-17-2010 10:54 by MG
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