love Funny Status Messages

   Go to the train station and make eye contact with someone as the train pulls away and then chase after it it while yelling "I LOVE YOU!"

   Life is short. Tell the people you care about that you love the them. But tell them in German because life is also scary and confusing...

   I tell people that the secret ingredient in my cookies is "love," but it's actually "floor"

   I love when people dig their own grave. It saves me so much time.

   IKE if you love that feeling when you finally take your shoes off at the end of the day.

   If you love something, set it free... Maybe not sharks though, Or bees. Or viruses, Lots of stuff really. Look, the point is don't love anything.

   If people fall in love with you too late, don't accept that love; Its after effects are annoying. It means there are some hidden problems with you or with that person.

   Definition: Brain - Your body's hardest working organ. It works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, from birth until you...fall in love.

   I would love to kill you with kindness,but all I have is this knife.

   I love this oscillating fan 5 out of every 15 seconds

   I'm bored. Who wants to fall in love with me until they find someone better?

   Oww a dorito just stabbed the roof of my mouth...how could something I love so much hurt me like this.

   Tips on falling in love: Don't

   I love a good political joke. Unless it gets elected president...

   You know it's true love when you ask her what she is thinking about and she says "SEX" and you reply "Me too".

   I can already tell by the way your son throws a baseball that he is going to love baseball. ................players.

   I love make up sex. Especially with Katy Perry. I make up sex with her all the time.

   Of all the people I don't love, I don't love you the most.

   Love and appreciate the effort, but we have to try harder,,, we are funnier than this.

   I don't mean to be a stereotype, but like most women, I love shoplifting.