love Funny Status Messages

   I love when people dig their own grave. It saves me so much time.

   IKE if you love that feeling when you finally take your shoes off at the end of the day.

   If you love something, set it free... Maybe not sharks though, Or bees. Or viruses, Lots of stuff really. Look, the point is don't love anything.

   If people fall in love with you too late, don't accept that love; Its after effects are annoying. It means there are some hidden problems with you or with that person.

   Definition: Brain - Your body's hardest working organ. It works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, from birth until you...fall in love.

   I would love to kill you with kindness,but all I have is this knife.

   I love this oscillating fan 5 out of every 15 seconds

   I'm bored. Who wants to fall in love with me until they find someone better?

   Oww a dorito just stabbed the roof of my mouth...how could something I love so much hurt me like this.

   Tips on falling in love: Don't

   I love a good political joke. Unless it gets elected president...

   You know it's true love when you ask her what she is thinking about and she says "SEX" and you reply "Me too".

   I can already tell by the way your son throws a baseball that he is going to love baseball. ................players.

   I love make up sex. Especially with Katy Perry. I make up sex with her all the time.

   Of all the people I don't love, I don't love you the most.

   Love and appreciate the effort, but we have to try harder,,, we are funnier than this.

   I don't mean to be a stereotype, but like most women, I love shoplifting.

   Does God love poor people more than rich people? to put it differently, Does God love lazy ass bums more than hardworking folks?

   Never text your wife and your gal pal at the same time...one misplaced "love you" can confuse everything

   For those of you who can't be with the one you love because she doesn't understand that you're destined to be together, Happy Restraining Order Day!