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Fun At The Office Tip: Eat an Easter egg on the Friday after Easter, then wait for the employees to start an office pool named, "What crawled up your a$$ and died?" 
If you ask me, every Friday is a Good Friday.
"Mommy, can we go visit grandpa in Washington this weekend?" "Barron, I've told you a hundred times that is your Daddy."
I met a woman on a date last night , and I don't think it'll work out , she said she's a weekend heroin user. If she can't commit to Heroin, what kind of wife material is she really ?
Obama is at a All Male Gay resort this weekend. True story.
"Spring Ahead" this weekend for Daylight Saving Time proves there is a much quicker way than Facebook to lose an hour in your life....
Most immigrants still have a lot to learn about America. Like, if you're going to take a day off, take Friday, not Thursday...
BREAKING: White House informs the public of excess bread in America resulting from a lack of sandwiches being made this weekend.
Watching Friday the 13th. A load of awful make-up, on brain-dead zombies. Hang on. Sorry, wrong channel that was "The View".
A total of 11 lawmakers in the new Congress are freshmen. Their parents helped them move in over the weekend.
I fell asleep at the wheel last weekend. My pottery was ruined.
On average, a person has sex 86 times a year. Apparently, this is going to be one hell of a weekend for me.
I installed a pet door over the weekend, and the dog barked at it, and the cat pissed on it, but the raccoons have got the idea.
My Christmas tree wasn't the only thing that got lit up last weekend!!
Nothing ruins a Friday quicker than having to work the weekend. too.
If you bought a fruitcake this weekend, you have until March 2035 to eat it.
Do white supremacists shop on Black Friday?
It's national turkey club sandwich Friday. . .
I saved $983.54 on Black Friday. I stayed home watched TV and didn't shop.
Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample ovee others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have. [Search Results] [View All Messages]
