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   messageicon Why do hospitals need to advertise? It's not like I'm going to go to Home Depot instead.
←Rate | 11-04-2012 23:30 by peter Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not afraid that the world is going to end.... I'm afraid that it isn't going to change....
←Rate | 12-15-2012 15:51 by Peter Comments (0)  

   messageicon In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
←Rate | 07-06-2015 19:59 by peter Comments (0)  

   messageicon I fell asleep at the wheel last weekend. My pottery was ruined.
←Rate | 01-01-2017 11:23 by Peter Comments (0)  

   messageicon That selfie of you perched upon the toilet intoxicated was truly charming. What finishing school did you attend, my delicate flower?
←Rate | 07-06-2015 19:59 by peter Comments (0)  


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