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   messageicon The Packers had a Super Bowl celebration & as a special treat, Christina Aguilera came & messed up the words to “We Are the Champions."
←Rate | 02-09-2011 20:48 by Shawnee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pageant officials want to fire Miss San Antonio for gaining weight. Apparently, the poor girl ballooned all the way up to a size zero.
←Rate | 02-09-2011 20:02 by Joshman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND TAKE A "SNOOKIE"
←Rate | 02-09-2011 19:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kinda feels weird when your computer asks if you'd like to continue unprotected....
←Rate | 02-09-2011 19:12 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together. ;)
←Rate | 02-09-2011 18:55 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Insomnia is a glamorous term for 'thoughts you forgot to have in the day.'
←Rate | 02-09-2011 18:51 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be "Nobody" so when I see stupid crap people post, I can "Like" it. And it will say "Nobody Likes This"
←Rate | 02-09-2011 18:40 by abbybaby34 Comments (4)  


   messageicon If there are ice cream vans in the summer, why cant we have Starbucks vans in the winter?
←Rate | 02-09-2011 18:10 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon This just in.. Governor Mary Fallin has just signed legislation naming the penguin as the new State Bird of Oklahoma...
←Rate | 02-09-2011 17:57 by timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lindsay Lohan? Uhh, throw her in prison for the next 3 years, see if we care.
←Rate | 02-09-2011 17:37 by TheOne Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes we make love with our eyes, sometimes we make love with our hands, sometimes we make love with our bodies, but we always we make love with our hearts.
←Rate | 02-09-2011 17:02 by Prince Shawn Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'll have a coke please . Hhmmm is Pepsi ok ? Hhmm how about no ! Is monopoly money ok ?
←Rate | 02-09-2011 15:46 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking of starting a thread on facebook.... public restrooms need seat warmers!!!
←Rate | 02-09-2011 15:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mondays really need to be limited to one per week!
←Rate | 02-09-2011 15:08 by CSR Comments (0)  


   messageicon Due to time constraints, your regularly scheduled status has been postponed. Please check back later for further updates.
←Rate | 02-09-2011 15:03 by CChild Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank You Kellogg's® Crunchy Nut™ cereal for the great slogan “It's morning somewhere”…Now, when I have afternoon or evening wood for no apparent reason, I have an answer….
←Rate | 02-09-2011 14:26 by M.A.C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so cold that I decided to start my own non-profit today. It's called PETAELG. That's People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals with the Exception of Lying Groundhogs
←Rate | 02-09-2011 13:56 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cinderella is proof that a fancy pair of shoes can change your life!!
←Rate | 02-09-2011 13:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the hell with taking me away...Calgone take all these idiots away from me!
←Rate | 02-09-2011 13:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's an 80% chance that a meteorologist is going to be wrong.
←Rate | 02-09-2011 13:36 Comments (0)  




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