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comforting the disturbed and disturbing the comfortable
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02-10-2011 14:18
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They say weed kills brain cells. I'm down to my last two. One is on life support and the other one is trying to pull the plug.
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02-10-2011 14:17
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Ignorance is not bliss. It's just a fancy word for stupid.
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02-10-2011 14:16
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Where is this "chill pill" they talk about and how do I get like 5?
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02-10-2011 14:15
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I'm really bored but too lazy to do anything about it.
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02-10-2011 14:14
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I never text while I'm driving. I'm too busy putting on my makeup.
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02-10-2011 14:13
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Will he stay or will he go? Seems like President Mubarak must have the same publicist as Carmelo Anthony...
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02-10-2011 14:08
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you ever had that one friend that you don't like to eat with, cause they chew their food like their mad at it?!?
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02-10-2011 14:07 by
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Remember that good decisions rarely make for good stories.
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02-10-2011 13:50
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Remember - with Valentine's Day only five days away, it's not too late to break up.
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02-10-2011 13:45 by
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Well skank you. Skank you very much!
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02-10-2011 13:35
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Friends by social network. Twitter = fake friends Facebook = close friends Myspace = I can't remember who you are.
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02-10-2011 13:16 by
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You will you be my Valentine....for an hour....and we won't exchange gifts...and we skip the night out....and just have sex?
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02-10-2011 12:47
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You laugh at me because I'm strange I laugh at you because your stupid!
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02-10-2011 11:50 by
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BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby
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02-10-2011 11:27 by
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Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
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02-10-2011 10:41 by
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will never be able to enjoy a nice chianti again thanks to Hannibal Lechter. He totally fuched it up for me.
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02-10-2011 10:29 by
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I have just discovered that dictionaries do not contain an entry for the word 'gullible'.
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02-10-2011 10:23 by
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Al Gore said we would have days like this...no...wait...scratch that.
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02-10-2011 10:20 by
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If you're gonna blast music through your headphones so everyone can hear, do the rest of us a favor and ask for requests
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02-10-2011 09:49 by
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