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   messageicon makeup can make you look pretty on the outside, but it doesn't help if you're ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup.
←Rate | 02-16-2011 20:50 by jenger98 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
←Rate | 10-17-2010 23:07 by JenGer98 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In California, we don't throw our garbage away. We turn it into reality TV shows.
←Rate | 10-17-2010 23:04 by JenGer98 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
←Rate | 02-11-2011 20:41 by jenger98 Comments (0)  


   messageicon yikes, that Rolling Stone has gathered some moss.
←Rate | 02-14-2011 02:38 by jenger98 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just met a very nice man who said he loves children. Then I found out he was on parole for it.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 03:37 by JenGer98 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't listen to "Right Now" by Van Halen anymore, because all I can think of is Crystal Clear Pepsi.
←Rate | 02-17-2011 16:39 by jenger98 Comments (0)  



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