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   messageicon Over the weekend, Dallas gave Michael Vick the key to the city. What's next for Vick -- an award from PETA?
←Rate | 02-10-2011 16:22 by Joshman Comments (0)  


   messageicon John Fogarty is asking me if I've ever seen the rain.......I have and I've seen alot more snow than I care to though.
←Rate | 02-10-2011 16:05 by @Anonymous Comments (0)  


   messageicon I miss Gary Coleman, I grew up with him...he just never did.
←Rate | 02-10-2011 15:48 by Yojimbo Comments (0)  


   messageicon BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby
←Rate | 02-10-2011 15:39 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get...so you should sample them all...maybe eat a few too...
←Rate | 02-10-2011 15:11 by M.A.C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Final Words..."These are the GOOD kind of mushrooms"
←Rate | 02-10-2011 14:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're getting old when you need a sports bra on to brush your teeth.
←Rate | 02-10-2011 14:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good friends will be there with tissues...Best friends will be there with a baseball bat saying " what did they do to you and do I need a shovel?''
←Rate | 02-10-2011 14:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh. so we have to be all cryptic and call them "magic" brownies but we can come right out and say pot pie?
←Rate | 02-10-2011 14:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, he'd have put diamonds on the floor.
←Rate | 02-10-2011 14:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!
←Rate | 02-10-2011 14:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon not laughing at you--I'm laughing near you. And pointing. At you.
←Rate | 02-10-2011 14:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have come to the conclusion that my adult life was contrived by a stoned teenager.
←Rate | 02-10-2011 14:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're happy and you know it, share your meds
←Rate | 02-10-2011 14:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow! I just had a multiple sarcasm...
←Rate | 02-10-2011 14:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There will never be true equality until men have to wear jockey shorts with under-wires that lift and separate.
←Rate | 02-10-2011 14:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men would cuddle more often if women smelled like bacon
←Rate | 02-10-2011 14:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever get a firm grip on reality I'm gonna choke the sh*t out of it!
←Rate | 02-10-2011 14:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So you're telling me that a house fell on your sister, and the only thing you care about is her shoes?
←Rate | 02-10-2011 14:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i know its hump day but get off my leg.
←Rate | 02-10-2011 14:19 Comments (0)  




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