Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   think it "Has Bin" a Blast!

   hoping the death of Osama Bin Laden means I cen get on a plane without getting fondled by a TSA agent.

   Hide and seek undefeated Champion, Osama Bin Laden 2001-2011!

   I wonder how Kate and the Prince are doing right now, since the news has been taken off of them for a dead guy.

   Obama = Winning

   Remember Hitler in the movie Little Nicky?.... I figure right about now Osama Bin Laden is getting his first pineapple.

   Got Bin Laden AND interrupted Celebrity Apprentice? Win for Obama all around.

   and now.. to Ollie Williams in the Black-u-breaking news room.. Ollie? OSAMA DEAD!!!!!

   justin bieber is still alive :(

   Sorry nobody seems to want to tell all the spanish people out there so allow me "Osama está muerto."

   S/O to the death of Bin Laden!!! Word has it, he was at Bush house eating dinner & choked on a chicken wing!!!

   thinking...Am I the only one that finds it ironic that President Obama waited to interrupt network TV on Osama Bin Ladens death right before Donald Trump was about to fire someone on "The Celebrity Apprentice"?

   Hey Osama I hope you like guy's because I have 72 for you

   Ok soo Wal-Mart is full of people buying beer and chips it looks like Bin Laden "Death" will be a national celebration! wooohoo can I hear the Fire Works?

   Hey Osama, must suck when you wake up in Hell & realize those 70 virgins were not women after all, but 70 male virgins that are sooo ready to tear that ass up in Hell.

   Barack Obama will now use this convenient news of killing of Osama Bin Laden as his biggest selling point to the voters for the 2012 Presidential Election. "Under my watch, we took down Bin Laden..."

   at least the news will make ppl shut the f**k up bout the "royal wedding"

   Osama isn't dead until Trump sees the death certificate!

   It took 10 years, but you finally got yours!

   We got rid of Saddam, we got rid of Osama, now lets get rid of Gaddafi!