Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   What do want to bet there's going to be a lot of revenge attacks over the next few months?

   Call of Duty: Black Ops trained soldiers kill Bin Laden

   Thinks we should we get MAURY involved to confirm Osama's DNA?!?!

   i bet Bin Laden regrets allowing his iPhone app to 'use current location'...

   Bin Laden got shot in the head .. first shot missed and went through his ears

   Now we have no excuse to go overseas for foreign oil.. Back To The Future 2 had it right...We should be using Mr. Fusion as a source of power and energy by now! >_<

   I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure. - Mark Twain

   Looks like bin laden picked the wrong day to try on his British army gear...

   That awkward moment when the newscaster confuses the name Obama with Osama

   singing, "Nah-nah-nah nah. Nah-nah-nah nah. Hey, hey-hey. Goodbye!"

   ✓ Saddam Hussein, ✓ Osama Bin Laden, ☐ Justin Bieber

   I just came across a "R.I.P. Bin Ladin" page, uhh more like R.I.H. for Rot In Hell

   sayin...I hope all of Osama's Vigins look like Janet Reno!!!

   Its official..Obama IS black... he finally killed someone.

   Say "Hi!" to Saddam for us, Bin Laden.

   they got him in a mansion.. but I'll bet anything he was in the basement.. AKA man-"cave"

   somewhere in Alaska, Sarah Palin is asking, "Who died?"

   I'm gonna show up for work with a skip on my step, ans a huge smile on my face. USA! USA! USA!

   hey did you guys hear? The Apprentice was interrupted by some special news report....

   As Commander in Chief Obama announced he had killed Bin Laden, his GOP rival for 2012 announced he had fired Hope Dworaczyk from 'Celebrity Apprentice'