nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   "You want proof that baseball players are smarter than football players? How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?" ~Jim Bouton

   An SEC football season without Steve Spurrier? Isn't that sort of like a Prom without acne?

   Hey girls,the best time to give a blowjob is when there's a football game on TV. It sounds like 50,000 people are cheering for you.

   Date a girl who watches football with you and lets you grab her ass during commercials.

   Let's cuddle, eat junk food and watch football.

   Everytime Kayne is caught smiling he has to be a cheerleader at a college football game!

   Football is on. I'll talk to you guys in February.

   Fantasy Football starts now. I'm sorry honey. I will talk to you after football season. Love you Jamie wallis

   Women that watch football are the real MVP.

   There's a dentist in Minnesota that kills lions and bears. There's a football team in Minnesota that can't beat lions or bears.

   If by big game hunter you mean "someone trying to find single game tickets to his favorite football team" then yes, I'm a big game hunter...

   Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner said that the wierdest thing about transforming into a woman is that he still likes watching football but he no longer really understands it.

   No bids on Jay Cutler autographed football at charity event. Because he didn't sign it Tom Brady. . .

   My favoritte thing that the caption of my high school varsity football team ever said to me was, "Would you like paper or plastic?"

   Just got back from a third world country - I got my box full of Seattle Seahawks 49th Superbowl champions shirt suckers...

   Johnny Football requests as much publicity as possible during his rehab.

   after 16 years of leaving the Patriots, Pete Carroll finally won a superbowl for them

   So there's a football game going on at the Katy Perry concert?

   i think the NFL may be getting close in over hyping the superbowl!

   Bet you I can throw this under inflated football over them mountains...