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Use tSpelling bee on ESPN. Audience full of proud mom's sitting with dad's who'd rather have an illiterate son who could throw a ball.
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06-02-2011 14:21 by
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Walmart is coming to South Africa. Finally I can get in on all the walmart jokes and stuff posted here.
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06-02-2011 13:55
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#AwkwardMoment empty restroom and he comes to the urinal right next to you......(-___-)
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06-02-2011 13:53
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The awkward moment when halfway through telling a story you realize it is pointless.
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06-02-2011 13:41 by
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I've just finished writing an epic new film series about dyslexic vampires. It's called the Twiglet Saga.
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06-02-2011 13:34 by
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Dear drivers, unless you have the eyes of a chameleon. Please don't text and drive.
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06-02-2011 13:12 by
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The thing that I miss the most about being young? Knowing everything.
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06-02-2011 12:39 by
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Why haven't we seen a photo of Rep. Weiner's backside? Can't have a wiener without a bun.......Right??
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06-02-2011 12:35 by
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Hide and Seek scores are out! Remote Control: 16. Me: 0
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06-02-2011 11:30 by
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Thinking about posting a pic of myself in my underwear in support of my congressman Anthony Weiner........
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06-02-2011 11:28 by
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Don't blame Congressman Weiner. He was hacked by his evil twin Oscar Meyer.....
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06-02-2011 11:02 by
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Muhammad Ali vs. Michael J. Fox - The Quickest Game of Jenga Ever
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06-02-2011 10:55 by
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I tripped over the "Hump" in Hump Day and landed face first into Thirsty Thursday. Time to pick myself and my drink up so I can fall into Friday.
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06-02-2011 10:46 by
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Hospital walls have seen and heard more sincere prayers than any church
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06-02-2011 09:37
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Today is just gonna be one of those days like 'Now throw yo hands in the ayer... Wave em' like just don't cayer...'
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06-02-2011 09:22
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principles. If you don't like them I have others.
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06-02-2011 08:43
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I got on Facebook to look up long lost friends. It's true what they say, that it's best to let sleeping dogs lie
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06-02-2011 08:24 by
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Scrolling is more annoying and energy consuming when you are reading through meaningless and boring statuses, Damn you naagrag!!!
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06-02-2011 08:13
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I can say with CERTITUDE.. When you Twitpic your junk, there's bound to be trouble...Weinergate 2011
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06-02-2011 08:02 by
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it gets worse, 19 consecutive posts. You should be a comedian
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06-02-2011 08:00 by
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