CB Funny Status Messages

   If I was Obama, I would have made my speech entrance by pushing a wheelbarrow with Bin Laden's body in it, dumped it on the ground and said, "We got him." That would've been bad-ass!

   wondering how gas prices go UP after a hurricane, but go DOWN when there is oil leaking all ove the Gulf Of Mexico?

   thinks going to Target is like going to Wal Mart, only you feel alot better about yourself inside a Target!!

   I cant wait till the "Holiday season" at work is over so I can find a new reason not to do anything around the house

   Thinks the only difference between my job and the Titanic is the Titanic at least had a band!!

   would like to thanks Canada for helping the U.S. with the war in Iraq, by sending BOTH of their airplanes over to help!!

   When a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man it's $3.95 a minute!!

   wants everyone to know that June is "Chafing Month"!!

   typed "X-men" into a google image search and didn't quite get the result I wanted.... Who the heck is this Wolvarine guy anyway?

   When you're going down a slide, and your balls hit the side,,it's a Rapture!!