trump Funny Status Messages

   Trump: We all have that one special person whose presence just instantaneously angers us.

   If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never ever let them go, unless his name is Donald J. Trump.

   Donald Trump....make America orange again.

   Donald Trump knows darn well who David Duke and the KKK are and he welcomes their endorsement. He just doesn't want to openly admit it.

   Donald Trump....Going to Make America White Again

   Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders should put their heads together and figure out a way to give everyone free college and make Mexico pay for it.

   If Trump fails to win the Presidency, perhaps he should apply to be the next Grand Wizard of the KKK.

   I'm afraid if Trump wins he'll leave us for a younger, prettier country...

   If my grandkids ask how Trump got elected, I'm gonna say that Breaking Bad was so awesome that everyone in America ended up on Meth!

   Well if Donald said it, it must be true. So there you are, no one has done more for equality than he has. MLK could take lessons from Trump.

   Donald Trump Claims Ignorance of KKK, David Duke, While Obama Was Essentially Forced to Denounce Farrakhan — Why the Double Standard?

   Hillary and Trump already won. It's already been decided by the Illuminati and the lizard people from the center of the earth.

   Make America Great Again! Deport Trump...

   Let's all hear Donald Trump's rendition to Adele's hit song "Hello".

   Trump is like the Charlie Sheen of the political world .... WINNING!

   How can you say Trump is like Hitler, did you fondle both of their genitals?

   Trump is the Kanye West of white folks.

   I can't wait for Trump to start writing executive orders, payback's a b****

   what makes Trump a winner? He isn't Obama, isn't that enough for the rest of the world who had to suffer through 8 years of hell to celebrate?

   I'll be betting on The Pope for the Pope vs. Trump showdown.