Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
Page: 442 of 6383
Ladies, if you're over 50, you may wanna rethink the cowboy hat. It's terrifying.
←Rate |
03-19-2020 08:58
Comments (0)
I’m gonna tell you something right now, tis not the time to have allergies.
←Rate |
03-19-2020 08:28
Comments (0)
Lori Loughlin is wondering how the Coronavirus got into Princeton and her kid didn’t.
←Rate |
03-19-2020 08:26
Comments (0)
I saw those Italy videos of people singing in Italy so I started singing to my neighbor and one lady told me to shut the *&^% up
←Rate |
03-19-2020 08:20
Comments (0)
Yeah, no, sorry. Not gonna do "My Corona." - Weird Al Yankovic
←Rate |
03-19-2020 08:16
Comments (0)
Ran out of T.P. and discovered Pledge furniture wipes. Now my pants won't stay up.
←Rate |
03-19-2020 08:09
Comments (0)
I've decided that throughout this Coronavirus ordeal; especially to those at home practicing Social Distancing, the term "calories" regarding all foods shall now be referred to as "Boredom Alleviation Points."
←Rate |
03-19-2020 07:11 by Fazzy
Comments (0)
We all need to join together and practice social distancing.
←Rate |
03-18-2020 22:09
Comments (0)
If this really turns out to be the end of days there are a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses that I owe an apology to.
←Rate |
03-18-2020 20:37 by Klh
Comments (0)
2020 must-have downloaded something from Limewire!!!
←Rate |
03-18-2020 16:43
Comments (0)
Flights so low I got Bible study in Jerusalem tomorrow
←Rate |
03-18-2020 16:36
Comments (0)
China 🇨🇳 Just Released The Name Of The Person Who Had The First Coronavirus.. Ah Chu
←Rate |
03-18-2020 15:42
Comments (0)
I'm a magician. An overweight magician. My most famous trick is putting on a Speedo and having it disappear instantly.
←Rate |
03-18-2020 12:23 by Fazzy
Comments (0)
A priest rabbi and a nun walk into a ...Nevermind. Bars closed.
←Rate |
03-18-2020 12:13 by DJJackson
Comments (0)
Yeah, losing St. Patrick's Day was sad. But damn, it was truck month.
←Rate |
03-18-2020 11:41 by TheGoon
Comments (0)
St Patrick's Day resulted in the least DUI's ever.
←Rate |
03-18-2020 10:11
Comments (0)
The reason stores are running out of toilet paper is because when one person sneezes the other 100 poop themselves.
←Rate |
03-18-2020 10:09
Comments (0)
I started homeschooling today. So far two students are suspended and the teacher was fired for drinking on the job...
←Rate |
03-18-2020 09:32 by Gabe
Comments (0)
I’m really liking this social distancing rule. Can we make this law?
←Rate |
03-18-2020 08:56 by Bob
Comments (0)
I have a sore throat, a headache and a dry cough. We all know what that means. I'm never buying weed from Alowishus Jackson again.
←Rate |
03-18-2020 06:20 by Fazzy
Comments (0)