Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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No lie speech to text is cool until you say "I'll be off work in fifteen" and it sends "I like to beat off jerks and teens" *RJ* 
I went to Walmart on my way home tonight and this guy was buying camping gear and women thongs, makes you wonder what the hell he is doing later.
starting the diet on monday or when walgreens runs out of maked down christmas candy
Life is the school Love is the lesson and sex the homework. so don't forget to do the homework tonight
Canadian 25, quit making all these deep quotes. We like hockey, ice fishing, and naked chicks in touqes doiing stuff.
I wish I could collect all the tears you made me cry.. So I could DROWN you in them :(
I know Canadians are generally boring people, but canadian25 you need to be arrested and charged with killing funny on this platform.
I know the Students have returned to school, But when did our once funny site become a Agony Aunt, lighten up people. Personal problems are Personal !!
If men never decided to overlook the emotional craziness of women, humans would become extinct.
Has any one seen dolly partons face she looks like the joker WTF..HAPPENED.!!!
Girls don't be proud if every guy wants you... Cheap items have many buyers
Life is all about a card game. Choosing the right cards is not in our hand. But playing well with the cards in hand, determines our success.
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter
A wise man among the ignorant is like a beautiful girl in the company of blind men
Never hold your head high with pride or ego. Even the winner of a Gold Medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down.
Even if I had 1 wish.. I wouldnt wish for you 2 Love me, Cuz I dont want your Love to come from a wish.. But straight from your Heart ♥
Most relationships fail not because of the absence of Love; but because girls Love2Much & Boys Love 2Many.
Those Who Live Simply Sleep Peacefully
We are not Chemicals.. So We can think before Reacting.
If you cant be a highway then just be a trail.... If you cant be the sun be a star... It isn't by size that you win or you fail... Be the best of whatever you are. 