Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Life is all about a card game. Choosing the right cards is not in our hand. But playing well with the cards in hand, determines our success.

   Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter

   A wise man among the ignorant is like a beautiful girl in the company of blind men

   Never hold your head high with pride or ego. Even the winner of a Gold Medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down.

   Even if I had 1 wish.. I wouldnt wish for you 2 Love me, Cuz I dont want your Love to come from a wish.. But straight from your Heart ♥

   Most relationships fail not because of the absence of Love; but because girls Love2Much & Boys Love 2Many.

   Those Who Live Simply Sleep Peacefully

   We are not Chemicals.. So We can think before Reacting.

   If you cant be a highway then just be a trail.... If you cant be the sun be a star... It isn't by size that you win or you fail... Be the best of whatever you are.

   Money is not Everything... There's also Visa and MasterCard.

   The only time a girl should Kneel down for a guy, is the day she ties her son's shoe-laces.

   Big Girls don't cry...(They eat)

   If you are not Happy being Single, You will never be Happy in a relationship.

   I will stop Loving you, when an Apple fruit grows on a mango tree, on the 30th Day of February ♥

   I wonder who's forehead would win in a head-butting contest between Tyra & Rihanna?

   Dear ex, can you please return my dignity I left at your place but you can keep my Nickelback Cd collection.

   you never see the chihuahua in the Taco Bell commercials anymore...makes me wonder what's in those 99 cent burritos

   I missed my ex today so I reloaded & shot again

   Dear old love: I used to fantasize about you dying so that I could be single again. I'm so glad I decided to leave you instead of waiting for you to die.

   If you play a Nickleback song backwards you will hear Satanic messages, even worse, if you play it forward you'll hear Nickleback