friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   Who wants to replay the Superbowl next weekend, just so we can have another party?

   ╔═══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ═══════════════╗ ♥ SEX, ALCOHOL & FOOTBALL - IT'S SUPER BOWL WEEKEND!!!!!!!! ♥ ╚═══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ═══�

   Super Bowl Weekend!! Should I wear my shot glasses or beer goggles??

   The hardest question of the weekend...can or bottle?

   OK now I feel bad.... just saw muted footage of rioting in Egypt...and thought it was file footage of Black friday in the Wal Mart parking lot......

   has 32 friends online right now on a Friday night....Your all a bunch of losers...I am proud to be one of you.......!

   discovered last weekend that if you play a Justin Biber album backwards, you hear satanic messages. What's even worse is, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Biber

   It's FRIDAY!!! CARPE SCROTUM . . . seize the day by the balls!!!

   Dear Wednesday, I sincerley hate you. Your nothing compared to Friday !!

   1.Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who's free for the weekend.

   Who would have thought the Detroit Lions would have played the best football in the state of Michigan this weekend?

   now taking reservations for midnight kisses on Friday night. Sign up below.

   "Hello Wednesday morning....for a moment, I thought you were your friend, Friday! Forgive the disappointed look!"

   Sorry, my social calender is full this weekend. Going to a HoeDown, a Shindig and a Hootenanny.

   Weekend goal: To get some dirty deeds done dirty cheap.

   #1-900 I used to like to talk to you on late Friday nights when all my friends were out with their girls. Then you went and raise your rates!

   My girlfriend and I went to stay with her parents at the weekend, but her dad wouldn't let us sleep together. ... Which is a shame, because I fancy him.

   I hate dealing with the "middle man" so Wednesday, please hurry and go away and let me see your Boss Friday... Thanks!

   Between Black Friday and Cyber Monday, there is Sit on My Ass and Watch Football Sunday!

   the first rule of Sam's Club is that you will not admit that you were stupid enough to go there on Black Friday