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   messageicon Lonliness and alcohol are good friends, but on Valentine's day, they are best friends.
←Rate | 02-12-2011 22:13 by JimJR89 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm gonna sue Axe because instead of attracting girls, I'm attracting damn mosquitos!
←Rate | 06-05-2011 22:25 by JimJR89 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Help Wanted: Psychic. You know where to apply.
←Rate | 02-19-2011 13:14 by JimJR89 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The hardest question of the weekend...can or bottle?
←Rate | 02-04-2011 02:02 by JimJR89 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup, but the worst part of waking up is Folgers out your ass.
←Rate | 05-05-2011 11:42 by JimJR89 Comments (0)  


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