trump Funny Status Messages

   The left is like, I paid $7.00 for gal. gas, $8.00 for gal. milk, rent is twice my monthly income, there’s shortages of everything, crime is surging, the world’s on the brink of chaos, but I’m happy because Trump isn’t in office.

   Trump 2023 because it isn't possible either. LOL

   Inflation: Payback for all that free Trump money. Happy weekend!

   How does Melania Trump get ready to dance and strip on stage at her new job? She does a line of coccaine.

   Dont blame me. I voted for Trump.

   I'm so pumped for Trump University 2: University of Truth. Registration starts today!

   I find it quite humorous how many Trump humpers watched the State of the Union.

   I don't care how obese Trump is, I want his mushroom deep inside me.

   Well, well, well, Trump is siding with Putin once again. Lovers in a dangerous time.

   Sorry, I meant to say why does Trump keep bringing up Biden's past. Sorry for the mistake.

   You have four years to fix this country Joe. What are you doing instead? Talking about Trump every single day!

   Now we know why Trump wants nuts on flushing the toilets 10, 11, 12 times. He was stuffing the toilets with top secret documents.

   I swear some of yall blame Biden for everything, yet if trump was president none of you would blame trump

   You mean the high prices of gas and groceries which is happening all over the world because of a pandemic? Grow up and accept that Trump lost fair and square.

   Trump could have easily discovered the theory of relatively, on his own, if Einstein didn't do it first because Trump has the greatest scientific mind ever. He's better than Jesus Christ himself.

   When Donald Trump was the President, CNN asked for Trump's resignation on daily basis for mishandling of Coronavirus. Now 1 million daily cases, CNN is on the verge of giving Nobel peace award to Joe Biden & Kamala Harris.

   Can't wait for the fat man to show up on Christmas eve, and no I'm not talking about Trump.

   I'm all for minorities being able to vote, as long as they vote for Trump.

   I just found out Donald Trump is actually vaccinated. What's up with that!? What a traitor!

   At one point yesterday, the whole world was on Twitter...except for Trump.