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The FOX announcers are talking dirty...Drying Up the Wet Spots...LOL! 
Wait, hang on Fox... you finally resume racing after lonnnng delay, and a few laps in we get a commercial break?
your teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter
Go Daddy, more like Crash Daddy!
How many NASCAR drivers does it take to destroy a jet dryer?? Juan
Watching the Daytona 500 is worse than watching paint dry... Hmmm... On second note, maybe I just need some more Bud Light?
I can see the newest Jimmy Johns commercial now. Dale Jr. having a sandwich delivered while standing on the track waiting to go back racing.
Ok All right who pushed the damn buffalo wild wing button.......during this race ???
The driver in jet dryer #2 truck should be safe, Juan Pablo isn't in a car any more...
Look on the bright side The driver in jet dryer #2 truck should be safe, Juan Pablo isn't in a car any more... WoW what a bunch of red necks uesing Tide to wash the track lmao
What if Deja Vu means you lost a life and started at the last checkpoint
Well, now Daytona has Juan less jet dryer...
Jeffery Dahmer's bologna really did have a first name.
You can't have at(tit)ude without the tit
found my favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
This bitc$ got a million dollar body and a food stamp face.
My Cousin in Jail just asked me to update his Facebook Relationship Status to "Its Complicated!" ...Man just say you Gay!
J think Head and Shoulders was on the top of Jeffery Dahmers grocery list
Why don't Mexico have an Olympic team this year? Because all those who can run, jump and swim are in America!!
Gotta love Facebook. I can update my status, post pictures and even chat with numerous people.....and nobody knows I'm not wearing any pants. 