trump Funny Status Messages

   Trump and I do agree on one thing. We'd both like to b@ng his daughter.

   Trump is qualified because he runs successful businesses? Kim Kardashian is a reality star that runs successful businesses also.

   everytime a news organisation asks either Trump himself or one of his children on any network, they always start with...Well Hillary did this...! GIVE US YOUR POLICIES MR TRUMP instead of shifting the blame.

   Donald Trump's Economic Team: 1) His accountant. 2) Random billionaire. 3) Omarosa. 4) Wesley Snipes. 5) Bernie Madoff.

   After Trump Implodes: Twitter will become so boring, all we'll have is Kardashian/Swift feuds.

   Melania Trump denies breaking immigration laws, claims she was born in Chicago and graduated from Princeton.

   Trump or Clinton is about as appealing as a Doctor saying "Ointment or suppository?" to me.

   Trump or Hillary? Top socket or bottom socket?

   319 million people in the US and somehow after an exhaustive search we ended up with Trump and Hillary! So .... I guess if you want a leader that is full of corruption and deceit you know which one to vote for. Or vote for the other one.

   Trump Unfit? Obama entered office without any successful executive experience .... and after Eight Years in Office ..... Will leave .... in the same way .....

   Trump and Hillary are on the same plane. Plane crashes, who survives? America

   Obama just said Trump is unfit to be President. ..Well aint that the pot calling the kettle black...

   Russia's intelligence agency the FSB, successor to the KGB, has posted a notice on its website claiming that it now has the ability to collect crypto keys for Internet services that use encryption. Thanks Donald Trump!!

   The more people mention Trump, even in a joke, the more publicity he gets. Thanks for fueling the Trump Machine.

   Sure,,, Trump may be unhinged now,,,, but maybe he'll calm down once he becomes the most powerful person in the world

   *the year 2050,,,,,, "Grandpa, how did Trump ever get elected? ".... Well, we were a bit distracted, That was the year that adult coloring books came out

   Sometimes I wonder if Trump was only put in to make Hillary look good.

   I think Trump is actually turned himself into the Human form or "clickbait"

   At this point, I think the only possibility way for America to be great is if Trump's plane collides with Hillary's plane at 40,000 feet head on and nothing but ashes make it to the ground.

   Sesame Street fired 3 of its human actors. Don't say Donald Trump didn't warn us about good American jobs going to Muppets.