trump Funny Status Messages

   "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" ---- Melania Trump

   I hope the irony of people stealing each other's "Melania Trump plagiarism" jokes on Facebook is not overlooked.

   Trump would've had more speakers at the convention but they're were roster issues. Translation: Trump ran out of family members.

   Roger Ailes quits FOX News ..... Guess it's up to Trump Now!

   "That's one small step for man ... One Giant leap for mankind" .... Melania Trump

   Apparently Milania Trump is an extremely influential speaker ..... She gives one single speech and all of a sudden Hillary Supporters are all about Honesty and Integrity. Heck ... I wonder what would happen if she gives another one!

   Melania Trump gave the RNC the Germanic accent it needed for complete 1933 authenticity.

   "Winter is Coming" -Melania Trump

   Melania Trump may have copied Michelle's speech but at least she ain't no man trying to act like a woman.

   "Float like a butterfly sting like a bee" -Melania Trump

   Heck, Who wants to look at Melania Trump as First Lady of the United States when we could have the Screechers wife Bill Clinton as the First Lady.

   "I am a proud independent black woman." - Melania Trump

   FOX Interviewer: Your wife is absolutely stunning for 46 Trump: SHE'S 46??*immediately suspends presidential campaign & logs onto Tinder*

   Knew something was up when Melania Trump started talking about the challenges of raising two daughters, Sasha and Malia.

   I hear tomorrow, Trump is going to plagiarize the Gettysburg address.

   It’s easier to come out of the closet than it is to say you like Trump.

   The more I see of the people against Trump,the more I'm convinced to vote for him .

   I find it fascinating that the Media always has a hard on to ask Ivanka Trump about how HER father treats women .... BUT for some reason NO media outlet whatsoever ...... NEVER asks Chelsea Clinton that. .... Curious isn't it.

   Watching Donald Trump's interview is like watching someone have a conversation with a sock puppet.

   A new poll says 50% want Trump and 50% want Killary... Me?... I just want a lobotomy..