trump Funny Status Messages

   Good thing about electing Hilary is that when she screws up, people will say it could have been worse if we had elected Trump.

   My drunk Uncle Jerry was runner up for Trump's new campaign manager.

   Breaking news!!!! US Airforce seen dropping naked Trump statues onto an ISIS Stronghold In Northern Syria!!!!!

   If you hate Trump now, think how much you'll like him if Hillary get elected.

   "From Russia with Love." -Donald Trump's New Campaign Slogan

   Immigrants can either take Trump's "purity" test, or have the fastest time in the American Ninja obstacle course.

   ... Trump has been watching the Olympics to see how high the Mexican Pole Vaulters can go.

   People that are voting for Trump because Clinton is a liar are the same type of people that smoke Camels because Marlboros cause cancer.

   Now Trump is accusing Obama of being the founder of NSYNC. Which in some ways is even more offensive.

   Hillary is working with her aids to beat Trump. Meanwhile, Bill is working with his doctors to beat A.I.D.S.

   Trump suggests that someone should shoot Hillary? There he goes trying to make America great again.

   IS relies on propaganda to recruit. Trump did the same with his 2nd Amendment remark!

   Pity Donald Trump never considered building a wall around his trousers.

   Really hoping Donald Trump wins the 2020 Olympic fencing competition.

   if Trump can't keep people from climbing his tower, how is he going to keep them from climbing his wall?

   Trump supporters criticizing Malia Obama for smoking pot like all of Trump's sons haven't done coke off a hooker's breasts in the last week.

   41% of Trump voters say Hillary is the devil. While the other 59% say she's just a demon in a pantsuit.

   I can't believe Carrot Tops career is so bad he has to climb Trump Tower with a bag full of props.....

   Make America great again lets climb the trump tower.....

   Donald Trump probably doesn't even wanna be president cause then he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood