friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   Aah, It's the weekend again. Time to gather the family around the computer or smart phone and read out my status updates for the week. Keep smiling my friends.

   Good morning Friday...tell your pal Monday he needs to come around here tomorrow so all my friends can get back to work so they don't forget how great it is to work for a living.

   It's Thursday, which is "Friday Eve" in Optimisian.

   Yes tomorrow is Friday. Big f-ing deal. It happens every week. Deal with it.

   dear Friday, I'm ready..

   Had a great weekend, now Monday just like always comes and steps in and ruins it

   Aaaaaahhhhhh.....Friday.....time for the Beer-Goggle Olympics. But be careful single peeps, 'cuz once the sun comes up, you COULD find yourself in a bad horror movie. WHOOP!! Have a GREAT weekend!!

   It's the beginning of the drinken! (thirsty Thursday, effed up Friday, sh!tfaced Saturday, sure why not it's Sunday,) maybe Monday, try not Tuesday and WTF I already drank all week Wednesday. Repeat.

   FYI - Tomorrow is Hard Hat Friday......

   ~ Alright everyone put on your Happy Face! It's time for the HAPPY FRIDAY BOOTY SHAKE! (_/_)(_l_)(_\_)(_l_)(_/_)(_\_) Have a great weekend!

   Weekend's coming up. What do you say we surf the real world?

   A history of 9/11 this weekend. I'll be watching. Peace: the ultimate want. If everyone would bend, we'd have this... CJ

   Had a great past weekend at Myrtle Beach with my girlfriend. She only caught me looking twice at women on the beach... The bruises are almost gone....!!!!

   ■If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. ~D.Larson

   It's Labor Day weekend and I am still deep in LABOR.......

   It's Friday!!!!!! I just thought i'd tell ya'll that just incase you haven't seen all the other 1000 post about it.

   and God said, "Let there be Friday" ..and the devil said, "Let there be beer"

   Why even ask how my weekend was if you're just going to interrupt me halfway through to say "Yeah, I saw your Facebook post."

   I got blown out in my Fantasy Hurricane League this weekend

   since I am unemployed I tell everyone "this is my Friday" all day everyday so at least I get some cheap thrill out of dying alone