trump Funny Status Messages

   Good Lord .... I find it ironic that the people are claiming that Trump will destroy America ..... While they go out and destroy America.

   BREAKING- the only way Trump is not your president is if you move to another country. See ya! Don't let the Wall hit you on the way out.

   So is every room in a Trump hotel now a presidential suite?

   Why did you go and make Trump President? Now Kanye West has a chance to become president next.

   The only reason Trump be me president is because your dumb a$$ didn't go vote so shut up!

   Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts.

   President Trump shouldn't send Hillary Clinton to prison... He should appoint her as the Ambassador of Libya... You broke it, you bought it!!

   Melania Trump will be the first foreign-born First Lady. Trump is correct, all the American jobs are going to immigrants!

   Trump's wives are proof that you do need immigrants for jobs that American's don't want to do.

   Dear Rioters, This is not Toys R Us where you can throw a fit in the aisle until you get the toy you want. This is an ELECTION. Hillary LOST. Chanting Fu#k Trump and burning flags WILL NOT change that. You are only proving WHY t

   Donald Trump is realising that words really do matter. He is becoming more Presidential by the day.

   All Trump has to do is legalize weed and all them protesters will be like,"he ain't that bad after all." :)

   Thank you President Elect Trump for your Service in the Military on this Veterans Day.....oh......

   Trump wins and farmers get scarily closer to their doeling goats all over the midwest

   Do you think a time travelling Villain travelled back to 2016 and changed the time stream so Donald Trump could get elected?

   Club Clinton members are freaking out over Milania Trump moving into the White House, yet they're okay with some gender neutral closet-case using the same restrooms as their daughters.

   Hillary gotta be a kinda special lover. She lost to a black candidate back in 2008, today to a Trump!

   How is America "Great" when in a population of over 300million, the best they could produce was Clinton and Trump to be the World's Police? LOL

   i guess Trump is now the apprentice.

   Thousands protest election of Donald Trump in the streets while millions celebrate the election of Donald Trump quietly at home