friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   I went to go get some buffalo wings from KFC and they were completely sold out! I'm not surprised. After all, it is black Friday.

   The only good Black Friday is the one with Chris Tucker and Ice Cube!!

   wish they had black friday deals for college tuitions tho..

   The best part of Black Friday? Waiting outside the stores for exhausted women on endorphin highs to come out.

   Notice the same people that complain about being broke are the same people that are updating status saying out shopping on Black Friday.

   Black Friday... America's version of "Running of the bulls!"

   Black Friday is all the companies telling you they could sell their products at these prices everyday of the year....kinda reminding of us of how stupid we are and how greedy they are!!

   Black Friday is when Kim Kardashian shops for a new husband.

   feels like Simba in Lion King, you know that part where he's stuck in the stampede, and his dad dies saving him, but then later he meets Timon and Pumbaa... f*ck black friday I'm going home to watch Lion King."

   Great Black Friday deal!!! : Sleep..... $0

   Black Friday... Where the difference between "in line" and "on-line" is about 3 1/2 hours.

   For my constipated, politically-correct readers: Happy African American Friday!

   If Black Friday involved gunplay, I would have been up hours ago. And turned one on myself.

   why dont gas stations have black friday specials

   Note to self: Try not to run out of TP the day after thankgiving....Now I'm gonna need a 40 ounce beer and a few "disco biscuits" to deal with all these "Black Friday" freaks!

   Black Friday...the day when normal people turn into zombies armed with shopping carts.

   While your looking for deals this black Friday....I'll be at your house finding a better deal

   was camped out at Target waiting for Black Friday and got pepper sprayed by police who mistook me for an Occupy Wall Street protester.. :-/

   I am probably going to start my Christmas shopping this weekend. I am not sure which place is better, the Dollar Store, or the 99 Cent store.

   Nothing makes me more nervous than receiving facebook emails after a weekend of drinking that says "you have been tagged in a photo"