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Reasons 2 why Florida is considered the "Pitbull" State by the Press....You can expect 3 things to go wrong during voting: machine failures, not enough ballots printed out, and complicated procedures with late ballots count 
Its just facebook people lets try not to take to too seriously.
Reasons 1 why Florida is considered the "Pitbull" State by the Press....We have 3 categories of last minute of lazyass late voters: Latinos, Blacks and Senior Citizens. you can have 2months of early voting and that ish wont ever change!!!
Papa John's out in Denver bout to make some money since weed is legal... Smart investment Peyton Manning
Colorado is the first state to legalize marijuana! only 21 and up Time to play some bob marley.
PHEW!!! I thought my food stamps were going to vanish..
B itches or not, I still say 99 problems is a lot of problems!
Election is over and you may now return to your normal, errr.... Well maybe not normal, return to your current lives!
Four more years?! I'm praying the Mayans were right now, so it'll only be four more weeks!!
oh good, my Obama bucks are still good!
Why doesn't The Bible explain why a man's G-spot is in his butthole?
Well on the plus side, there will be free birth control so they won't reproduce!!
Your p0sts make me wish I couldn't read.
50% of Students get a job after college? Oh wait if you voted for Obama you didn't go to college....my bad
I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think…is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to?
Give Mitt Romney some time. He's having a hard time admitting that there's something that he can't buy.
We need to build some hydroelectric dams and harness all these tears from Republicans. Every crisis solved.
This is the best time to invest in the food stamps market.
BREAKING NEWS: Biden rushed to the hospital after collapsing of a laught attack to the news of Obama win!
Im relocating to Colorado, I just heard the news; Colorado is now a weed state. I can smoke while voting next time around! 