trump Funny Status Messages

   I think the biggest winner after the USA elections is Melania Trump who can finally call herself the first lady instead of the third wife.

   Yes! Lets recount exactly how Donald Trump won!!!!

   Here's a thought. People are worried about Donald Trump deporting illegal aliens who have a U.S. born child too young to leave behind. Solution: Issue the kid a passport and tell them he can come back when he is old enough to travel on his own.

   What did a Hillary supporter say to a Trump supporter on Thanksgiving ? - Happy Thanksgiving America ! from a Canada :)

   I just voted for Trump just to make SNL funnier.....

   Dear Facebook, how does it matter what Trump thinks about me? What matters is what he thinks about our beautiful land of America

   Hey, To all of you folks planning to move to Canada because Trump won the Presidency....If you're an alcoholic and cannot mulitply by 10 we do not want you.

   Hey, To all of you folks planning to move to Canada because Trump won the Presidency ..... I hope you're fluent in the metric system and rich enough to pay 2-3 times the price of booze here in the US.

   The only real model we have for a trump presidency is the movie "first kid"

   2016: Trump elected 2018: Border wall completed 2020: Mexico takes Gold, Silver & Bronze in Pole Vault at the Summer Olympics..

   I'm trying to figure out if those anti Trump Safety Pin wearing folks are also NRA advocates since Walter Hunt the inventor of the Safety Pin also invented the Multi Shot Repeating Rifle.

   Imagine someone trying to assassinate Trump and the secret service having to yell ,Donald Duck

   Went to Starbucks this morning ordered coffee and told them my name was Trump. When my coffee was ready they started yelling my name. 4 out 5 people in the store started crying. It was hilarious....!!!

   Donald Trump says he's only taking $1.00 a year as President. We could have had Hillary for $.77

   It's VERY magnanimous of Donald Trump to only take $1 in Presidential salary,, $1 seems Very small,, until you realize that's it's still more than he paid in taxes

   Joss Weadon is calling for the @ssassination of President Elect Trump ... Hope he realized he just commited a felony offense which is a Class E felony under United States Code Title 18, Section 871.

   The reason Hillary supporters didn't watch the first Trump TV interview, is that they're so slow, it'd take them two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

   Who did you vote for?☐ Clinton ☐ Trump ☑ Vodka

   Hillary and Trump are in a boat and it sinks. Who survives? I'd say Hillary. According to Bill, she never goes down.

   So, Trump tells us to stop harrassing minorities, yesterday, on 60 Minutes. His wish is my command.