trump Funny Status Messages

   Thank you President Elect Trump for your Service in the Military on this Veterans Day.....oh......

   Trump wins and farmers get scarily closer to their doeling goats all over the midwest

   Do you think a time travelling Villain travelled back to 2016 and changed the time stream so Donald Trump could get elected?

   Club Clinton members are freaking out over Milania Trump moving into the White House, yet they're okay with some gender neutral closet-case using the same restrooms as their daughters.

   Hillary gotta be a kinda special lover. She lost to a black candidate back in 2008, today to a Trump!

   How is America "Great" when in a population of over 300million, the best they could produce was Clinton and Trump to be the World's Police? LOL

   i guess Trump is now the apprentice.

   Thousands protest election of Donald Trump in the streets while millions celebrate the election of Donald Trump quietly at home

   People are being paid to protest Trump's election .... Heck .... He's not even President yet and he's already creating Jobs!!!!

   Liberal people all across the nation are partaking in the new Donald Trump Diet .... It consists of eating a lot of Crow.

   I wonder how Donald Trump would feel if some entitled billionaire playboy grabbed one of his daughters by the P word.

   If I were gay Mike Pence would scare me more than Trump...

   first day of Trump Preisdency and already racism is spreading. Everyone is talking about how unreliable the Poles are.

   Show me your birth certificate Donald Trump.

   Cubs win the World Series, Trump wins the Pressidency..what's next? Me in a stable relationship?...I like those odds

   So walking dead was just a tutorial to survive the Trump presidency.

   Who needs help moving to Canada because Trump won, call me. . .

   I can't wait for Donald Trump to say to Obama "you're fired"

   In the event that trump wins tonight I'm offering marriage for Canadian citizenship. Opening bid to start st $50,000.

   Trump Winning? Looks like back to the kitchen Hilary, here's your spatula