trump Funny Status Messages

   Dear 2016, for the love of all that's holy... Please take Donald Trump too..

   let's take a picture of Trump at his Inauguration...and then again 4 years later. Should be fun!

   let's ake a picture of Trump at his Inauguration...and then again 4 years later. Should be fun!

   Melania Trump just reported a suspicious small package in her bedroom.

   Carrie Fisher said Trump would never be her president and damned if she wasn't right!

   If everyone that receives a fruitcake for Christmas donates them to the government, Trump can build the brick wall!

   I was going to wish merry christmas to all of the women that accused Trump of groping but I cant find them.

   why is there a trump filter and not an oblablah filter

   The Media is now reporting that Christmas is actually a Russian plot hatched by Putin & Trump to lure people into a false sense of Joy. They are urging that we reject any feelings of joy and focus on being angry at the 2016 Election results.

   Listen,, If you're mad about Trump being named Time's Person of the Year, wait until you hear who was elected president.

   Breaking news: Trump to appoint dingo to watch baby.

   BREAKING NEWS: Massive cold takes over US after Trump calls out Heat Miser on Twitter

   If Trump said he loves kittens, the Washington Post headline would be: Trump hates puppies...

   ... No people .... Trump did NOT pick El Chapo to head the DEA!!

   Donald "Twitter Fingers" Trump

   I don't blame Trump for speaking via Twitter. Far better to speak directly to the people than through a biased media who twists his every word.

   TAMPAX is keeping their jobs in America now, too! Trump really must have had to pull some strings to keep them here!

   Wow, Donald Trump brought the unemployment rate down to 4.6% just by being elected.....

   Lately I've been walking into rooms clapping my hands like Donald Trump for no reason.......

   Donald Trump is not and will NEVER be my President!!!!! ...... I'm from Guatemala