friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   I went to see a phsycic last weekend and she told me that I would be coming into money. Last night I f*cked a girl named Penny. Spooky or what.???

   If you're playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends.

   Remember: Being awake during a Saturday Morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday Night.

   Love the F word... Friday! What were you thinking?

   The only Happy END that I know it's the weekEND

   Anything with Friday in it can't be all bad. Now Monday the 13th, that's another story.

   From Kim Jong-un's diary: "Friday the 13th, yeah, that will be a good day to test the rocket".

   Fear of Friday the 13th is called paraskavedekatriaphobia. Heck I'm just afraid of that word.

   Today is Friday the 13th..not so scary...Oh wait....here comes my ex- I change my statement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   Watching Friday 13th - a load of awful make-up, on brain-dead 'zombies'. Hang on. Sorry, wrong channel that was "The View".

   Happy Friday the 13th!! Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check...

   When is it a good time to mention the Easter holiday tradition of eggs and bunny rabbits are pagan fertility symbols and the words Easter, Easter Bunny, or Easter Egg appear nowhere in the Bible? Not this weekend then?.....

   I hope you had a better Good Friday than Jesus did.

   I was skeptical at first so I waited to see if the hype was true. And I'll have to say this was a good Friday....... 

   everybody knows the real good friday is in two weeks 4/20

   Goals for this weekend: 1) get drunk 2) find Easter bunny & take Instagram pic of him 3) get drunk again 4) eat chocolate 5) refer to 1&3

   Ah Friday...my second favorite "F" word!

   May you have a better Good Friday than Jesus had...

   We get MLK Day off but not Good Friday...Dying for a dream trumps dying for our sins!

   Happy Sorta Sucks to be the Savior Day...Because it is a farcry of a Good Friday fro him.