Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   If you rearrange the letters in North West, it spells Bad Parents.

   Freedom isn't free, freedom costs a buck o five.

   so they asked Paula Deen if she ever said the "N" word.....i dont think she's ever used "nonfat"

   my husband says I have multiple personalities... well 4 can play that game...

   Paula Deen dropped by Food Network for racial slurs.. she has no one to blame butter self...

   Paula Deen just got chopped!

   BFD, Paula Deen once said a racial slur. I doubt there's a person in America who hasn't said at least one!!

   Seems most people live life to the foolest...

   Even if they sold ten-ply toilet paper, I would still fold it at least twice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I have trust issues.

   It is very important to encourage personal growth. I often try to encourage myself to grow past making fun of stupid people.

   Freedom is not free. It costs a lot of freedom.

   thinks that Kanye West stormed in when Kim was giving birth and shouted "yo respect to the woman but I think Beyonce would be grunting and giving birth much better....much much better".

   the secret to my success was knowing who to blame for my failures...

   I'm sorry, but since when did an unmarried minority couple naming their baby something stupid become news?

   I can see it now, Kanye in the future with 3 kids calling them down for dinner ---> "Ayo North West?!! get yo lil brotha South East, and yo sis South West down her. Daddy's home is time for dinner ya heard!!"

   you've got to walk through the door of uncertainty in order to get your punishment or reward,depending on how you look at it....

   Women who think the way to a man's heart is thru his stomach are aiming too high... jest saying

   if any body needs me I will be over here waiting for football season

   pick a number from 1 to 10 and add it to your age....think of a colour and clodse your eyes...................................dark isn't it?

   You cannot be ugly and be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it. That type of behavior is for hot people.