snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   I put on my favorite winter jacket for the first time the other day, and as soon as I put my hands in those pockets, I was immediately reminded that last year I didn't have any money, either.

   ..if people say they're "as honest as the day is long" does that mean they become less truthful in the winter?

   Washington D.C. got a ton of snow last weekend. When it snows hard enough in D.C., the city shuts down and Congress can't get anything done. You know, sort of like when it's not snowing.

   ......Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."

   DID YOU KNOW........Summer on Uranus lasts for 21 years - but so does winter.

   Dear Winter, I think we should spend some time apart... I'm gonna try to work things out with my ex, Summer...

   one good thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbours

   Breaking news - snow white has been thrown out of Disneyland after sitting on Pinocchio's face singing "tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies"

   as cool as a winter breeze over a cucumber garden.

   figured out a way to turn my dishwasher into a snow remover. I handed my wife a shovel

   to all the wackos who believe in global warming try coming to Idaho in the middle of March..It'll snow