snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   one good thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbours

   Breaking news - snow white has been thrown out of Disneyland after sitting on Pinocchio's face singing "tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies"

   as cool as a winter breeze over a cucumber garden.

   figured out a way to turn my dishwasher into a snow remover. I handed my wife a shovel

   to all the wackos who believe in global warming try coming to Idaho in the middle of March..It'll snow