Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Unless you're from the Boston/Cambridge/Somerville area, you won't get it. . .

   JAB: Well now that there is a prince of Cambridge, I am going to have to claim prince of Somerville before someone else does. .

   William and Kate want their new baby to have some of Diana's traits, so they put a bonnet on his head.

   save water and shower with your lover :-)

   8 pound baby?1?!? that pretty cheap

   the new prince should be be called....`s greatest hits!!!

   Lets all hope they name the Royal Baby NORTH

   If cockroaches can survive nuclear war and chemical warfare, then I want to know what is in a can of RAID?

   All my status updates should be read in that hollow "affect-less" voice of a man with nothing left to lose.

   forget a silver spoon...this kid will get a golden spoon & become a spoiled brat like the rest of the royal family

   Worshiping Royalty is the opposite of what America was founded on.

   Well now that there is a prince of Cambridge, I am going to have to claim prince of Somerville before someone else does. . .

   Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.

   Why did they say Duchess Kate went into "labor?" The royals have never worked a day in their lives.

   Ya know, in France they would have called it the "Royale Baby with Cheese".

   The Royal baby took so long to come out they are going to name him George Michael

   Maybe the royal baby is Dennis Farina reincarnated.

   It's SO weird to think that before we invented cars,, if you hated someone, you had to key their horse.

   It's a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone... Someone has to honk when the light turns green.

   My pet rock pees on the floor.... Bad boy!! (Then I spank his butt)... Then mom lectures me for 2 hrs. about hitting rock bottom.