snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   Snow on da ground.... Snow on da ground... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground....look at ya now... car spinning 'round.... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground...

   Well....looks like we got a "typical man" snow forecast....... they exaggerated about the inches and overestimated long it was going to last.

   For Sale: Lots of snow, you Haul!!!

   Winter always reminds to think ahead for the springtime...meaning...gotta find somewhere to hide the bodies when the snow thaws.......

   hates shoving snow...is there an app for that?

   just heard about the 2 blondes that froze to deat at the drive in...they were watching "CLOSED FOR THE WINTER"!!

   Nudist Camp sign: "Sorry, Clothed for Winter".

   It will snow. Fine. This is not a reason to panic. Tesco will not run out of food before you starve so don't go shopping like a twat, if you're unsure whether to drive then just don't ok. Ever. Sell your damn car and get on a bus. And please don't ring th

   Britain: The only nation that runs more efficiently through a world war than through a snow storm.

   Snow: where a couple of inches will keep a woman in bed all day.

   Last week I sent my friend a pile of snow. I called her today and asked "Did you get my drift?"

   Hold on to your shovels, its going to be a long winter!!

   ..i thought it was sweet of my boss to gather us all together and warn us of the massive amounts of snow expected overnight and to drive carefully... then also warn us to "show up to work tomorrow or else". Aww they really DO care!

   ...its -4 out and snow is on it's way tomorrow...so much for this global warming they talk about...although they'll probably blame the cold on the hole in the ozone layer or cow farts...

   I put on my favorite winter jacket for the first time the other day, and as soon as I put my hands in those pockets, I was immediately reminded that last year I didn't have any money, either.

   ..if people say they're "as honest as the day is long" does that mean they become less truthful in the winter?

   Washington D.C. got a ton of snow last weekend. When it snows hard enough in D.C., the city shuts down and Congress can't get anything done. You know, sort of like when it's not snowing.

   ......Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."

   DID YOU KNOW........Summer on Uranus lasts for 21 years - but so does winter.

   Dear Winter, I think we should spend some time apart... I'm gonna try to work things out with my ex, Summer...