Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   The government shut down because of spending money he dont have- thats called bankruptcy and foreclosure.

   it's funny Obama will negotiate with Iran, but won't negotiate with the his own government.

   Somewhere over the US, there's a drone flying on autopilot.

   The government shut down? Hmm.. Didn't notice any difference...

   What's the big deal about same s3x marriage? My wife and I have been married 20 years and it's always the same s3x.

   Due to a government shutdown, no one is "Engineering the electricals."

   Ohh man! They shut down the Grand Canyon! Where is all that water gonna go now?!?

   I want to have a s3x change. From "none" to "lots".

   has anyone tried to unplug and plug back in the Governmen?

   I came into this world with nothing and still have most of it.

   if you want to appear like an employee, just wear a security card, hang around looking seriously. :))

   Obama is like that one kid in Kindergarten that quits playing when he doesnt get his way.

   I can't believe I missed the season finale of the US Gov't last night!!

   n't out government great...now thay have decided to shut down because they can't all agree on how to spend the imaginary money that has not even been printed yet.

   Well, everyone at this red light certainly knows who the best goddamn air drummer is.

   I before E except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor...

   From the government shut down we’re getting to the fact that we need small scale minds in government like a fish needs a bicycle.

   Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.

   Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. :|

   Half of writing history is hiding the truth. :)