Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Hotels, holiday resorts, airports and restaurants should just go ahead an employ a full time professional photographer to take people's pics they can post on their Facebook walls.

   I just love Cinemax late at night , don't you?

   I never realized how many of my Facebook friends were close with Paul Walker.

   Can Ford stop running Black friday ads already...its freaken Sunday already you a-holes!

   Dudes should not ''poke'' other Dudes on Facebook!

   Stock in Vin Diesel just went down.

   n't there an American Idol Contest somewhere you should be voting for?

   it doenst matter where you click on the ad you will step on the roach

   What do people with spinning flashing inflatable Christmas lawn ornaments think is tacky?

   where the hell was Torreto???

   My stock in Johnny Walker is through the roof!!!

   Hockey is better than football. Hockey is fast, the game keeps moving, way fewer penalties, and play is both strategic and arbitrary. Football is mostly about following patterns. So is a sewing class.

   Rip to the driver that died with Paul Walker that no once cares about because he wasn't famous,

   No one is being forced to read my posts, unfriend me or I'll block you at the slightest hint of dissatisfaction. I'm helpful like that

   R.I.P tothe other passenger that no one caresabout because he wasn't famous.

   porn + cheetos = orange pecker

   "If one day speed kills me , Don't cry because I was smiling" - Paul Walker

   In honor of Paul Walker, KFC will be offering the "Walker Extra Crispy Special with mashed porschetatoes", for only $9.99.

   I hope I never see the day Bieber meets his demise. Facebook would be very dramatic indeed

   Bieber wasn't in that car by chance was he?