Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   And Eli Manning smiles quietly to himself. Knowing he will be the Manning with the most Super Bowl wins

   the last great run by a bronco was in 1994

   Peyton Manning was just seen buying Marijuana from some dude out in the parking lot. . .

   "This was the best football game I've ever seen!" -Guy who's never seen a football game.

   sure blame that game on pot

   Not since the OJ chase has American been disappointed with a slow white bronco

   Eli to Peyton " I won the two I played in.........just sayin"

   When you play Seattle, you play the whole state!

   Manning really dropped the ball on that one

   the stanley cup > a silver football

   What do you think Kanye West is gonna get Kanye West for Valentine's Day this year?

   Thank You Seattle Seahawks From New England Patriots Fans Every where. . .

   I haven't seen a beatin' like that since someone stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.

   The best part of this superbowl tonight was Facebook and Instagram!

   At least the children in Africa will be getting their Championship Broncos Tshirts

   Yes, Peyton..... Choking is cover under the obamacare! -Mr President

   I have laughed more at the Broncos offense then I have at the commercials.

   Unlike like years performance by bey once, Bruno mars didn't have to engineer the electricals at the stadium!

   At this point the only thing that could save Denver is President Obama pulling out his pen and ordering Seattle to redistribute some of its points.

   Breaking: Denver complaining of contact high...they swear.