easter OR bunny Funny Status Messages

   Things you can't touch: 1. Happines 2. The Easter Bunny 3. Your wife's sister 4. This

   Given the species' reputation, you'd think Bugs Bunny would have more relatives.

   Me to barking dog: You get away from that window. Leave the poor bunny rabbit alone. Also me: I bought you a bunny squeak toy you can pretend to kill over and over.

   Kid... Me... Kid... Me... Kid... Me... Kid: You didn't sew the hole in my bunny Me.. Kid.. Me: It's 3:07am Kid: So are you gonna sew it now?

   I decided to start working out today. Practicing my jabs, hooks, and uppercuts for the day after Easter candy clearance sale!!

   It wasn’t the hundreds of selfies with snapchat filters that bothered me that much. It was the fact she actually had bunny ears and freakishly oversized eyes when she showed up to dinner.

   My kid just found an Easter egg in the back yard, if you want to know how often I do yard work.

   I turned out ok for a kid raised in large part by Bugs Bunny.

   I already finished my chocolate bunny. Next year I want a chocolate moose.

   I told my kids the Easter bunny is lazy...He didn't even cook or color the eggs and he hid them all in my fridge

   How TF is Easter, April Fools, and Rent Due all on the same day?!

   Fun fact: Easter is April 1st. The last time Easter was on April 1st was in 1956. And the next time willbe 2029.

   Since Easter sunday is also April fool's day as a April fool's prank. Besides dyeing raw eggs (That I mention in an earlies status) I also willbe substituting the candy choclate balls with chocolate covered brussel sprouts.

   Easter is April 1st this year which is also April fool's day. So to celecrate both days together, I will be dyeing raw eggs this year.

   To keep the kids occupied all day on Easter, only hide 3 eggs for the Earter egg hunt.

   Fun At The Office Tip: Eat an Easter egg on the Friday after Easter, then wait for the employees to start an office pool named, "What crawled up your a$$ and died?"

   Well Easter is almost over, just saw Walmart employees putting up Christmas Decorations......

   Easter egg hunts are fun but, some kids always get their eggs stolen by others. Also, I'm not allowed on the field this year.

   In the spirit of spring cleaning and Easter, I'm keeping the dust bunnies as decorations.

   There’s no such thing as a non-terrifying Easter bunny costume.