friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.

   FUN FACT: Trying to find a shortcut out of IKEA on the weekend was the inspiration for the ending of The Shawshank Redemption.

   If everybody's working for the weekend that means someone has been working for the week and they need to be stopped.

   On Friday nights I visit a club so exclusive nobody else knows it exists. It looks bizarrely like my living room & needs new cleaning staff.

   Men it’s simple. Work all day, fix things in the evenings, paint the house, wash the cars and dogs on the weekend and give us 100% of your attention…

   Friday instantly puts you in a good mood...

   My life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.

   They should have travel agents for poor people who offer affordable weekend getaways to the homes of people who can afford to go on vacation

   It seems like my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.

   Basketball. Pfft. Running back and forth. Making passes. Dribbling. I do that every Friday night.

   It's Friday... Of course it's good : )

   It might be Friday ...... BUT.... SUNDAYS COMING!!!!

   When you're an Atheist, every Friday is good and nobody has to die.

   4 horrible facts: Today is not Friday. Tomorrow is not Friday. The day after Tomorrow is not Friday. Even the day after that is not Friday.

   Every day can be Friday if you're really irresponsible.

   This weekend feels like its going to be a "safe-word free" type of weekend.

   Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.

   If you don't feel just a little bit of shame after the weekend... you're not doing it right.

   Yes It's true , the weekend is over

   Hey Liver, it's Friday... Time to clock-in!