friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   My life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.

   They should have travel agents for poor people who offer affordable weekend getaways to the homes of people who can afford to go on vacation

   It seems like my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.

   Basketball. Pfft. Running back and forth. Making passes. Dribbling. I do that every Friday night.

   It's Friday... Of course it's good : )

   It might be Friday ...... BUT.... SUNDAYS COMING!!!!

   When you're an Atheist, every Friday is good and nobody has to die.

   4 horrible facts: Today is not Friday. Tomorrow is not Friday. The day after Tomorrow is not Friday. Even the day after that is not Friday.

   Every day can be Friday if you're really irresponsible.

   This weekend feels like its going to be a "safe-word free" type of weekend.

   Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.

   If you don't feel just a little bit of shame after the weekend... you're not doing it right.

   Yes It's true , the weekend is over

   Hey Liver, it's Friday... Time to clock-in!

   Ah yes, Friday. Wha...What was that? Saw it out of the corner of my eye. There, behind the...I just saw it duck down. There it is again disappearing just as I almost get a glimpse of it. MONDAY! I KNOW IT'S YOU, YOU BA$TARD!

   Friday!!! I’m so glad you are back. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.

   Friday - again, voted the favorite work day of the week for 156 years straight! You stay classy, Friday!!

   alcohol and drugs is not the answer...unless you're asking what I'm doing this weekend.

   Screw Daylight Savings Time. Losing an hour on the weekend means we're one hour closer to Monday. Dammit.

   Who came up with the brilliant idea of moving the clocks forward on the weekend...in the middle of the night?? Why not move them ahead on a Friday around 4PM?