Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Soccer is a microcosm of the inhabitants of the countries who participate in it. A bunch of crazy animals running around with no objective purpose.
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06-15-2014 07:03
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we have a bunch of soccer players in the USA ... we call them field goal kickers & they suck too
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06-15-2014 04:43
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from where I come from helmets are won by motorcyclists not football players
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06-15-2014 02:15
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it is good to see soccer marches happening at that tattoo festival in Brazil
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06-15-2014 02:10
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Soccer fans should just accept the the fact that, for good reason, nobody outside the USA cares about anything outside the USA.
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06-15-2014 01:01 by NFL RULES
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Funny, I have not heard Tracy Morgan say "cracker" in a few days.
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06-14-2014 18:57
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It's Fathers Day 2mmrw... Ladies plz don't start bashing the whole male species! If ya baby daddy ain't sh*t, you picked him!
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06-14-2014 18:01 by fadolo
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I feel like I'm being brainwashed to be into liking soccer commercials....
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06-14-2014 14:28
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Math never tried to solve any of my problems.
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06-14-2014 14:21
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Just cut myself shaving in the shower. Lost at least 2 pints of Tequila.
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06-14-2014 14:18
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The World Cup needs a shot of grape Kool-Aid.
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06-14-2014 13:40
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In World Cup news, the England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jose, age 6...
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06-14-2014 13:33 by Gabe
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Marriage. The world's oldest form of identity theft.
Imagine us on a date. Wrong. You're on fire.
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06-14-2014 13:20
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What do tornadoes and divorce in the south have in common? .. Either way, someone's losing a trailer.
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06-14-2014 12:08
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Fathers day + My Birthday.. now thats what I call Sonday
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06-14-2014 11:32 by L
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Landon Donovan post match interview in 2010 is the finest example of what we can expect from team USA in the beautiful game.
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06-14-2014 11:22 by USAUSAUSA
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I'm surprised the U.S. world cup team isn't playing Chris Brown... he can really soccer...
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06-14-2014 10:56
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Tim Berners-Lee from Britain invented the world wide web/internet giving millions of idiots from all countries to argue about games that they don't ever play themselves.
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06-14-2014 10:01 by Factoids
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Us Yanks play "soccer." We call it "kickball" and play it in elementary school.
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06-14-2014 09:03
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