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My best childhood memory was falling asleep on the couch and waking up in bed…. I miss teleporting. It never happens to me anymore.
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07-15-2014 04:37 by
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I was going to start a procrastination club, but I decided to wait!
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07-15-2014 03:18 by
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I wanted thinkstarting a procrastinating club, but
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07-15-2014 03:17
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It's all fun and games until they find traces of your DNA
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07-15-2014 01:24 by
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I'm that dude that responds to your text 3 weeks later with ;)
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07-15-2014 00:31 by
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Disappointment usually stems from expecting too much from strangers on Facebook.
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07-15-2014 00:30 by
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At 37 years old today I think aim in the "Rocky V" stage of my life. #shouldastoppedafterDrago
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07-14-2014 21:57 by
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I CAN'T STAND BLACK GIRLS WITH BLONDE HAIR . LOOKING LIKE A DAMN DURACELL BATTERY
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07-14-2014 21:53 by
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Sorry pal, I don't speak Affliction shirt...
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07-14-2014 18:44
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I find it ironic that no one is asking Al Gore to run again, except maybe his cardiologist.
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07-14-2014 18:33 by
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I would like to see real peace and a state of Israel living peacefully alongside a state of Palestine.
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07-14-2014 18:16
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starting a dating site for old farts like me calling it carbon dating
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07-14-2014 16:54
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What if I told you none of this was real? "Sir, just pay us your credit card debt."
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07-14-2014 14:07 by
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On a scale of Feebie from Friends to Samantha from sex and the city…just how crazy are you?
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07-14-2014 13:58
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"Really, Americans get a bad rap for being fat & gluttonous" I told my foreign friend as I turned to page 76 in my Cheesecake Factory Menu.
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07-14-2014 13:29
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Kanye West will be releasing a country album under the pseudonym of Kanye Twitty.
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07-14-2014 13:21
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I've been a sucker for titties since the day I was born...
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07-14-2014 13:18
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4-year-olds can be a pain in the ass. 4-year old nice: “Why don’t you wear makeup?” Me: “Because I don’t need to. I’m a boy.” 4-year old nice: “Do you enjoy being ugly?”
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07-14-2014 13:11 by
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You're allowed to make anti-gay statements, and companies are allowed to make anti-you statements by firing you. Free speech works.
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07-14-2014 13:08
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Congrats to LeBron for being the first person in human history to successfully escape Ohio and then go back by choice.
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07-14-2014 13:07 by
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